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Whenever you read any Mistress/Goddess/Princess blog or profile the same, sad cliches come up time and time again…I Myself have been guilty of the odd one or two but in My case any cliches I use are true…hahaha…the same goes for phone sex…it’s as if every fucking girl in the world has been cloned cos they all say the same fucking thing!

Here’s a few examples of standard cliches used by many of the Ladies in the industry:-

• I’m the girl/woman/one your mother warned you about. (Mistress profiles).
• I’ve been Dominant My whole life, I used to beat up boys/steal their lunch money at school. (Mistress/Princess profiles).
• I’m the ultimate brat, Daddy takes Me on his yacht and I’m spoilt rotten! (Princess profiles).
• I’m a naughty co-ed and I love to talk dirty to my girlfriends and to men on the phone, I’m still a virgin *giggles*.(phone sex listing).
• I can Dominate you better than anyone else, I am the best Mistress ever!! (true in My case…hehehe). (most Mistress profiles).
• I’ve just got out of the shower/bath/swimming pool and I’m still naked *giggles*. (phone sex call).
• Ooh, that’s amazing, I was just sitting here all alone feeling horny wishing a sexy man would call and share fantasies! (phone sex call).
• You get turned on by naked sumo wrestlers slapping their bellies? Oh wow, so do I! *giggles and pants* (phone sex call).
• Yes, of course I will let you serve Me if you prove yourself worthy, just send xxx amount to My account and I will automatically believe you will be a slave for life. (messenger conversations – I’m not that obvious by the way..;) ).
• Kneel before you contact Me slave! (Mistresses websites).
• I am the most important thing in your worthless life slave! (Mistress websites and profiles – guilty as charged..hehe).
• I’m such a dirty little slut, my whole life I have dreamt of being used by a big, strong man like you! (phone sex listing).
• Oh, my pussy is so tight, it’s shaved and  juicy, I can’t wait to have it filled up by a big, hard cock! (phone sex listing).

You get the drift, yeah?…it’s not just us girlies who are guilty of supplying the minds of weak, hormonally driven males with thoughts of all females falling into just a few cliched categories, the same sad, weak males have their own cliches, whether on cam, phone, sessioning, trying to get a free wank on messenger etc…

Here’s a few of theirs:-

• Mistress, I’m on my knees before you (messenger or phone ).
• Prove you’re not a man, show yourself on cam now!! (messenger).
• I will do anything you ask, I have no limits at all! (messenger).
• Goddess, I have just come into a large sum of money and I am trying to find someone who will get to know me first and who can give me what I need before asking me to send them any (messenger and email).
• I don’t have a credit card at the moment, please let me see you now and I promise when I get one I will send you anything you want (messenger).
• I promise Mistress, I have sent the Amazon voucher, can we go on cam and session now? (messenger).
• Haha, I’m not easy, you will have to work hard to get my money out of me, do you want a challenge? (messenger – and the answer is no, fuck off to the above three and some others).
• I want blackmailing but I’m not gonna pay until you force me to (err…anyone ever heard of Catch22? – messenger).
• Oh baby, let me hear you dip your fingers into that sweet pussy (phone sex call – cue the licking and slapping of back of hand…hehe).
• Cum for me baby, that’s right, I wanna hear you scream (phone sex call – cue fake orgasm).
• Can I fuck your ass? Is that OK? Please baby, let me in there (phone sex call – correct answer – of course, I love it too!…haha).
• My cock is eight inches long and thick, I’m the best lover ever (phone sex call – cue lots of oh wow, that’s enormous and gushing praise).
• Mistress, I’m all embarrassed about this but…I really wanna suck cock and be gay for you (messenger, cam, phone, you name it…I thrive on it boys!).
• Please Mistress, fuck me with your strap-on! which leads to…
• Oh Mistress, I’m imagining your strap-on is a big, hard real cock gonna fill me with cum! (phone call, messenger).
• My service to you isn’t sexual Mistress, I just want to please you (yeah, right – messenger, phone, email etc..).

Recognise any of them?…have you been guilty of uttering one of these over-used lines to a Mistress, phone sex girl, and if you’re a Domme or phone sex girl, have you said any to the poor fuck on the other end of the line or reading your profile?…hahaha…as you know, there are plenty more where they came from but you get the idea…the other question is why?

Why the fuck do us Ladies use these same, time-served quotes and standards in this industry?…the answer is very simple really, so simple that even one of My brain-cell deprived little worms would understand it…

We are FANTASIES!!…the men (and some women) who use these services believe in their silly little heads that the girl on the other end of the phone getting him all sexed up is really the hot little sex kitten she has portrayed herself as…he believes in the fantasy and to shatter his little illusions by possible saying something like..”well actually, I’d rather not suck your cock tonight, I have a headache and the feeling I will vomit if the disgusting, smelly thing comes anywhere near Me”..isn’t gonna sound so good to the man on the other end of the line who is paying top dollar to get his end away with a warm hand, tissues and some lube…same goes for the Dominants…it’s hard for some people to believe that a lot of Dommes lead a pretty normal, average life and whilst yes, they are indeed Dominant, they are not permanently gonna be sitting scowling, believing in their superiority and speaking harshly to everyone they ever meet…

As for the men…for fucks sake, they really believe that us little Ladies are stupid enough to fall for their bollocks lines and think they are soooo original they must surely be onto a winner…for phone sex it doesn’t really matter – after all, it’s their fantasy and girls love (well, I do anyway) to go along with it and get them off…but for Domination?…any Mistress will recognise most of the above lines used by men on messenger who really think we will believe they’re not just trying to get a quick, free wank…

So what’s the solution and do we actually need one?

I would say that as long as a Mistress/Goddess/Princess profile is showing something that is true to the personality of the Lady then fine, use cliches as they work well, but if the Lady in question is just using bollocks words and copying from others what she expects to be right then fuck off Sister, get your own words and a personality to go with it!!…for phone sex then anything goes and what works will always work…hahaha

The men?…all I can say is this…if the only thing which gets you off in your sad little lives is lying to Mistresses on messenger then I suggest you get out more…if you wanna live out fantasies in phone sex and pretend your little, tiny maggot dick is a humongous, well-hung cock to the girl on the other end of the phone who can’t actually see it then go ahead, it’s not as if it’s gonna do any harm now is it?…hahaha